Grave Humor
R.J. Blain
(A Magical Romantic Comedy)
Publication date: May 12th 2020
Genres: Adult, Comedy, Paranormal, Romance
Most days, Anwen regrets working at a funeral home despite the good pay. With the residents no longer inclined to stay in their coffins where they belong, she’s got her hands full making sure everyone follows the rules:
In the funeral home, there is no screaming, no murdering, no mutilation, no possessions, no kidnappings, no resurrections, and no cursing of any type. Be quiet and stay polite.
The day Old Man McGregor decides to take a walk and disturbs her peace, Anwen learns there’s a lot more to the basement in the funeral home than a vampire and a handsome gentleman on ice.
If she’s not careful, she’ll learn first-hand why ‘eternally yours’ is the most potent of threats.
Warning: this novel contains romance, humor, bodies, shenanigans, and mythological puppies. Proceed with caution.
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Author Bio:
RJ Blain suffers from a Moleskine journal obsession, a pen fixation, and a terrible tendency to pun without warning.
In her spare time, she daydreams about being a spy. Her contingency plan involves tying her best of enemies to spinning wheels and quoting James Bond villains until satisfied.
The picture included shows innocence. Tidiness. Cleanliness.
The reality is a cruel mistress. It’s that, except there are at least twenty scraps of papers with various notes on them, the plants are starting to take over, I got this cute little glass cup for holding pens, but most of the pens are scattered over the desk right now… I have decided my desk is also my medicine cabinet right now, so the pills that keep my body doing what it’s supposed to be have taken up residence.
A friend gave me a set of dice. They’re rainbow colored, and they’re really pretty. They’re also on my desk right now.
The tissues are trying to fall off the paper organizer, which is a cluttered mess.
There are 6 check slips from where I gave the government money. They’re mocking me.
I have a box of envelopes and cards I’ll be sending to fans soon, but I need to clean my desk before I can fill them out. Ouch.
I’ve been so focused on hitting deadlines that I haven’t had time to clean. The cat is next to me on her hammock, possibly the only clean thing in my disaster area right now. (Both the kitty and her hammock. She’s very tidy and keeps her fur perfect.)
… writing this is going to result in the desk being restored to a state of tidiness, because the chaos has become pretty intolerable.
Isolation has not done my desk any good.
One new addition I really like is a candle with kitty ears on it. It’s cute.
But mostly, the chaos and clutter have taken over, and I think the clutter is winning.
Wish me luck. I’m going to need it.
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Sounds like a good read
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I look forward to reading this.
Love it–I laughed just reading the description. It sounds like a really fun read with a twist of things left and right.
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book sounds good
Love the cover!! This book sounds FANTASTIC!!