In “Totlandia,” the salacious secrets of Desperate Housewives meet the aspirational lifestyles of Sex and the Cityin San Francisco’s most elite mommies group…
The Pacific Heights Moms & Tots Club is the most exclusive children’s playgroup in all of San Francisco. For the city’s ultra-competitive elite, the club’s ten annual spots are the ultimate parenting prize.
But not everyone is PHM&TC material. The club’s founder, Bettina Connaught Cross, adheres to strict membership rules: Moms only. No single parents or working mothers allowed. Membership is an arduous commitment. And there’s no room in the club for scandal, bad behavior, or imperfection…from tots or their moms.
Four of the six candidates vying for the remaining four slots have a secret that would knock them out of the running. Jade is a former stripper and porn actress, who has been absent for most of her son’s life. Jillian’s husband cleaned out their joint accounts and left her for his pregnant assistant. Ally never even had a husband—just a sperm donor—and she’s hiding a high-ranking corporate job. And Lorna fears that her son may have special needs… just the excuse her sister-in-law, Bettina, needs to deny her entry to the club.
Can these hopeful moms keep up appearances long enough to outlast the competition? Or will their chances—and their private lives—go up in flames?
Friendship. Lies. Betrayal. Seduction. Welcome to Totlandia.
Every desperate houeswife wants an alias. Donna Stone has one, and it happens to be government-sanctioned.
But Donna earned it the hard way. Her husband was killed the day she delivered their third child.
To avenget her husband’s murder, Donna leads a secret life: as an assassin.
But espionage makes for strange bedfellows, and brings new meaning to that old adage, “Honey, I’m home…”
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The Housewife Assassin’s Guide to Gracious Killing
Donna and Jack are in the kind of hot mess that can cause an international incident:
A nuclear arms summit, hosted by a politically-connected American billionaire industrialist, provides the perfect opportunity for a rogue operative to assassinate of the newly-elected Russian president on US soil. Acme operative Donna Stone’s mission:
Seek and exterminate the shooter, before all hell–and World War III–break loose.
Also on Donna’s to-do list: file for divorce.
Throw in a couple of play dates and a few naughty neighbors, you’ve got a whole lot of fun.
The Housewife Assassin’s Killer Christmas Tips
‘Tis the season for murder, mayhem and mistletoe! There will be no peace on Earth if Donna and Jack don’t find a shipping container filled with heat-seeking missiles. Forget Santa! Terror is coming to town.