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DOG DAYS OF SUMMER PREVIEW…. Lightbulb jokes for dogs…..

June 7, 2011 By Mary 5 Comments

Golden Retriever – The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie – Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.

DACHSHUND – You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler – Make me.

Boxer – Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab – Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeae, please, please, please!

German Shepherd – I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog – Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb.

Cocker Spaniel – I’m too cute to change a light bulb.

Tibetan Terrier – Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua – Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer – I see it, there it is, there it is, right there….

Greyhound – It isn’t moving, who cares?

Australian Shepherd – First I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…

Poodle – I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

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Comments

  1. holdenj says

    June 7, 2011 at 2:02 am

    Very clever & fun!

    Reply
  2. carla says

    June 7, 2011 at 6:36 pm

    With upper 90’s here in June it feels like the dog days already.

    Looking forward to your dog days of summer posts!

    Reply
  3. holdenj says

    June 10, 2011 at 12:59 am

    Did you catch our weather this week? I fear the dog days may never arrive in MN! 103 on Tues, mid 60’s today.

    Reply
  4. Kris says

    November 10, 2012 at 4:59 pm

    Love this! You had me at the Weenie Dog Wallpaper. I’m a dog lover through and through (I have three, big ones, and I live in a neighborhood not on a farm…)

    So glad to have found this site! I joined as a member and am now following you on Twitter and facebook as well. Please feel free to check out my blog, and sign up as a member if you’d like. Cheers,

    Kris
    http://www.kristenelisephd.blogspot.com

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  5. Mary BookHounds Jacobs says

    November 10, 2012 at 5:55 pm

    Thanks Kris!

    Reply

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