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DOG DAYS OF SUMMER PREVIEW…. Lightbulb jokes for dogs…..

June 7, 2011 By Mary

Golden Retriever – The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie – Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.

DACHSHUND – You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler – Make me.

Boxer – Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab – Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeae, please, please, please!

German Shepherd – I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog – Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb.

Cocker Spaniel – I’m too cute to change a light bulb.

Tibetan Terrier – Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua – Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer – I see it, there it is, there it is, right there….

Greyhound – It isn’t moving, who cares?

Australian Shepherd – First I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…

Poodle – I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

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Comments

  1. holdenj says

    June 7, 2011 at 2:02 am

    Very clever & fun!

  2. carla says

    June 7, 2011 at 6:36 pm

    With upper 90’s here in June it feels like the dog days already.

    Looking forward to your dog days of summer posts!

  3. holdenj says

    June 10, 2011 at 12:59 am

    Did you catch our weather this week? I fear the dog days may never arrive in MN! 103 on Tues, mid 60’s today.

  4. Kris says

    November 10, 2012 at 4:59 pm

    Love this! You had me at the Weenie Dog Wallpaper. I’m a dog lover through and through (I have three, big ones, and I live in a neighborhood not on a farm…)

    So glad to have found this site! I joined as a member and am now following you on Twitter and facebook as well. Please feel free to check out my blog, and sign up as a member if you’d like. Cheers,

    Kris
    http://www.kristenelisephd.blogspot.com

  5. Mary BookHounds Jacobs says

    November 10, 2012 at 5:55 pm

    Thanks Kris!

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