Golden Retriever – The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie – Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
DACHSHUND – You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler – Make me.
Boxer – Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Lab – Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeae, please, please, please!
German Shepherd – I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Old English Sheep Dog – Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb.
Cocker Spaniel – I’m too cute to change a light bulb.
Tibetan Terrier – Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Chihuahua – Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Pointer – I see it, there it is, there it is, right there….
Greyhound – It isn’t moving, who cares?
Australian Shepherd – First I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…
Poodle – I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Very clever & fun!
With upper 90’s here in June it feels like the dog days already.
Looking forward to your dog days of summer posts!
Did you catch our weather this week? I fear the dog days may never arrive in MN! 103 on Tues, mid 60’s today.
Love this! You had me at the Weenie Dog Wallpaper. I’m a dog lover through and through (I have three, big ones, and I live in a neighborhood not on a farm…)
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Kris
http://www.kristenelisephd.blogspot.com
Thanks Kris!